June 2012
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Sandra's Nightcap
I’ve been fascinated by the possibility of male lactation for a while now, wondering what it would take if I became a father, for me to breastfeed my child. This fantasy grew out of that but wanting a more adult-adult interaction theme. I’ve no idea how these two managed it, though.
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Sandra opened the door to the apartment, abandoned her handbag in the hallway, and shed her...
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May 2012
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So, I asked for a reservation on The Hunger Games” at a local library. I’m #144 on the waiting list… good job there’s loads of other books to read in the meantime.
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People are saying interesting things and I want to reply to them, but it is too hot and I can’t think clearly enough to make words into sentences that make sense together. Apart from these ones, I hope.
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Hot summer boydream
She sees him by the pool. Stretched out in the heat, starting work on his tan, perhaps, or maybe fallen asleep in the drowsy summer. She shields her eyes as she approaches from behind. He notices only when her thighs straddle him. He starts. “You need sun lotion,” she says, “A pale boy like you could easily burn.” He pulls his elbows in as if to rise. “Leave...
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My brain is out to get me
So this morning I was woken a couple of hours early by a nightmare.
This evening, I decide to catch a power nap and regain those two lost hours of sleep.
I slept for two hours, and woke up not feeling rested but panicky and drained: another sodding nightmare.
Still, at least I have had enough sleep now.
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Have a go on my Johari Window! →
If you tell me 5 or 6 things you associate with my character, I get to see how differently others view me from how I view myself, like Simple Peter’s mirror.
thievishmonkey asked: Does evil exist? If yes, what is it, and where does it come from?
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Robbi Strays, Robbi Stays: Why I'm Not ok With... →
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This week’s This American Life episode is called “The Psychopath Test.” It centered on a real psychological test. It came on while I was driving earlier, and it’s difficult for me to explain why it upset me, except to say that I was a kid who worried a lot that my emotions weren’t normal. That I…
This. So much this. So much, it hurts. Well, except for the “This...
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Just once, I would like to see someone write “yore” instead of “you’re”. I mean, come on: “your” or “UR” all the time is just BORING! It’s been done, like, a squillion and one times. Show some imagination in your grammatical errors, people!
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Last night, I saw a fox bold as brass on the lawn outside my flat. I grabbed the wrong digital camera, though, with only the small lens on it. I also tried to get a better shot by opening the front door so the flash would have a chance to work effectively, which of course scared off the fox (I could scare brass, honest!) so he (maybe she, I didn’t get a close enough look to see)...
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Dreaming in flavours
Last night, I had a very vivid dream, but the absolute most vivid part of it was that the fairy cakes tasted very clearly of artificial vanilla substitute.
I can’t really remember anything else about the dream - I remember there were fairy cakes that tasted of vanilla flavouring, but I have no idea why they were there, how I got to be tasting them, or why that particular feature should have...
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Disturbed sleep and loss of motivation?
Looks like Depression is back in Braintown. Time for me to pay more attention to my routines and weather the storm.
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Life Lessons with Carlton Lassiter
I’ve been trying to figure out whether Psych episode “The Head, the Tail, the Whole Damn Episode” (Season 4) is about the benefits of stepping outside of one’s comfort zone and (as Shawn Spencer puts it) following your gut, or if it’s about finding the space and working methods that suit your own personality and not trying to be someone else.
As Santa Barbara PD Head...
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Random thought for the day:
A mind that is always closed is a mind that is unused.
But a mind that is always open is soon filled with trash.
I keep an open mind, but post bouncers on the door.
April 2012
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When I write a recipe for relationship success...
This thought may just be down to the fact that “all the tracks lead to the same place” but:
Dating advice blogger Sharideth included “butter” in her list of ingredients for relationship success.
Now, while I appreciate the old-skool approach, I’d much prefer a purpose-made lube…
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I’ll get me coat.
(NB I’m pretty sure Sharideth...
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Some days
I wish I would just keep my big flapping mouth SHUT and not try to be helpful or promote constructive debate or anything - just keep my stupid head down and go about life as if everything were just hunky-dory.
But after 3 decades I still haven’t quite figured it out yet. There’s always some cause or idea that will get me to raise my voice tentatively and get kicked in the head for...
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Unusually for me...
I am actually feeling properly lonely right now. As an introvert, my default setting is “alone and loving it” (except for the part where I would like a kinky life-partner to share being alone with me) but tonight for some reason, I want more company and I don’t have the tools to get it (what with being set up for introversion an’ all).
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So the digital switchover is complete here
And all I can think of is Bruce Springsteen: 57 Channels and NOTHING ON!
Including half a dozen or so where the presenters have nothing on. And it’s still not worth watching!
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Animals who are extremely disappointed in you →
kats-kinx:
missswoonypants:
indeed-contrary:
darkinternalthoughts:
exploringinside:
Worth scrolling to the very end.
*Please* don’t take any of this seriously and don’t let any of it get you down.
I didn’t think they were watching.
I’m sorry.
The sloth tho
Don’t look at me like that, animals.
I want to title this “Animals whom I take great delight in...
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Fat discoveries
I figured out today why my waist size hasn’t been dropping as quickly as I would like, despite my exercise regime becoming longer and more vigorous in the last couple of months.
Turns out, the fat is all going from my butt, not my belly.
I discovered this when I undid my belt and my jeans fell straight to the floor. They didn’t used to do that.
For the record: the positive outcome...
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Fictional characters, horoscopes and KTS
I am in the process of writing a novel. A BDSM novel that is not porn, but just based on the type of relationships that actually exist in the really real world out there. Anyway, I’ll save that kind of spiel for the blurb.
There’s some great advice about writing to be found on the Erotica Readers & Writers Association website, amongst which I found a suggestion for how to give...
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Blank brain dumps
I haven’t posted or reblogged anything for a few days, which goes against what I originally wanted this tumblr to be, which was a daily glimpse into my brain processes. Over the past few weeks or even months, it has tended towards seeing a pic on someone else’s tumblr that I thought looked hot and clicking “reblog”, with just maybe a few words about why I liked it and a...
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